Lexclamation

We made a music video! 'We' being me and my friends, some of whom are on this very website. We used a £100,000 camera and real actors, so it's not just us goofing around in front of a lens, oh no. We got burned, bruised and bled for this film. Literally. We filmed some scenes on the beach and it was not a nice beach. And yet... it's one of the most exciting things I've done for a long time, and I'm still thrilled with how it came out. Set to Keane's song Black Rain, it tells the story of a young solider struggling with life, whilst paper boats carrying messages of hope sail through tides of war to reach him before it's too late. The boa

It was 4am and I had a real craving for cereal. Unfortunately I didn’t have any cereal, something I had noticed the previous morning but failed to do anything about. So I was flittering about the kitchen, between my fridge and cupboard, thinking “Maybe I can have toast or a sandwich or lick the mould in the second fridge...” No. I wanted cereal. I’d been saving that mould for when my sister visits. I opened my flat mate’s cupboard. She has cereal. Was I going to steal from her? I wrestled with the thought for a good while, at least 3 seconds, before taking out the box. She’s not going to miss one bowl of cereal.

For the love of all that is holy, will someone PLEASE tell me how to save my fucking work at 300dpi? I scan my work into Photoshop and then go to Image Size, set the resolution to 300, and save it as a jpg image for the web. But when I check the file afterwards, it always says 96dpi. WHAT. I fucking hate the digital side of art, I fucking hate hate HATE the cunting piece of shit. So yeah, anyone want to help me out?